Category: Clothing Reviews


  • Matteau Swimwear SIZING Review: The It Girl Approved Bikini

    Matteau Swimwear SIZING Review: The It Girl Approved Bikini

    Where do cool girls buy their swimwear? A question that’s rattled around for years. … then Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Jeanne Damas, and Sabina Socol popped up in Matteau swimwear and the wheels started turning. Is this the swimwear brand that I’ve been searching for?

  • Are these sweatpants for real? | Réalisation Par Sweats Review

    Are these sweatpants for real? | Réalisation Par Sweats Review

    “They took us a year to perfect, but the wait is worth it! With a classic 70’s sweatsuit and a 90’s Sharon Stone in our minds, we worked hard to get this duo to be the perfect pair. The pants should make you feel like you want to get up and hit that reformer, pound…

  • G. Label Clothing Review: How the eff is a t-shirt so $$$?

    G. Label Clothing Review: How the eff is a t-shirt so $$$?

    Somewhere between an inherently anxious disposition, a tendency to fall asleep during Savasana, and a proclivity for Old Fashioneds, I try to follow Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop in hopes of being more, well, goopy. That doesn’t mean I’m totally balls to the wall. I pick and choose what to practice; vegan chickpea “tuna” salad, yes; jade…

  • Not gonna say “ciao” to these dresses | Ciao Lucia Sizing Review

    Not gonna say “ciao” to these dresses | Ciao Lucia Sizing Review

    “For the girl, on eternal vacation.”-Ciao Lucia’s About Page Ciao Lucia’s opening “About Us” statement offends me. Mainly because in 2020, like none of us have been on an eternal vacation — let alone any vacation. … like not even my mindset has been on holiday. Still, wanting to at least feel like I’m on…

  • How good is it? | a Neiman Marcus Cashmere Review

    How good is it? | a Neiman Marcus Cashmere Review

    My sister was the one who introduced me to cashmere. Until she bought multiple cashmere sweaters from Holt Renfrew (Canada’s answer to Neiman Marcus), cashmere was something I’d only ever read about in Sophie Kinsella novels. In other words, cashmere was a luxurious figment of my imagination. With Canada being a warm memory, but Holt’s…

  • x karla T-Shirt Reviews: Ima tell you one time (about their sizing)

    x karla T-Shirt Reviews: Ima tell you one time (about their sizing)

    Note: x karla is seemingly… done? “I just wanted a shirt that I could go back to over and over again.”-Karla Welch, xkarla.com If you know me IRL, there’s a chance you’ve heard my Justin Bieber story. The TLDR is that in fall 2007, on a school field trip to Stratford, ON, my graduating class…

  • Fun in the form of a dress | A Rhode Ella Dress Review

    Fun in the form of a dress | A Rhode Ella Dress Review

    If you want my hierarchy of leisure wear… Athleisure < Sleepleisure < Resort wear Your rank may differ, but big flowing dresses rule my hierarchy. When you’re on vacation, there’s nothing easier or or more fun than to wear an “instant outfit” kind of dress. The crown jewel of resort wear? Rhode.

  • Awkward fit, but iconic | Levi’s 501 Denim Shorts Review

    Awkward fit, but iconic | Levi’s 501 Denim Shorts Review

    I love iconic pieces. I love denim shorts. … so I especially love iconic denim shorts. The most iconic pair? Cindy Crawford’s Levi’s denim shorts. From a Vogue shoot, shot by Herb Ritts with then-partner, Richard Gere, to a music video shoot with Jon Bon Jovi…

  • Yes, siree! | A SIR the Label Dress Review

    Yes, siree! | A SIR the Label Dress Review

    SIR the Label has been on my list for some time now. Their white eyelet dresses never fail to catch my eye. … but with age, I’ve become more prone to spilling red wine and would like to avoid mercilessly stabbing delicate dresses with Tide To-Go pens. So when I saw this tiered & shirred…

  • I sweat the small stuff with ’em | Entireworld Sweatpants Review

    I sweat the small stuff with ’em | Entireworld Sweatpants Review

    Note: RIP Entireworld, you will live fondly in our minds for getting us through 2020/work from home days. Somewhere around 2006, I’d imitate those starlets you’d see in US Weekly or inTouch and wear sweatpants out in public — they were Juicy Couture, what do you want from me? Since the mid-aughts, I’ve totally stopped…