Category: Reviews


  • Ya, I got them ‘cos Mary-Kate | Teva Voya Infinity Sandal review

    Ya, I got them ‘cos Mary-Kate | Teva Voya Infinity Sandal review

    This won’t take long. … actually, this is likely my shortest review ever. I just need to tell you guys about Teva Voya Infinity Sandals. They have totally changed my summer outfits… Teva Voya Infinity Sandal sizing For comparison, my other shoe sizes run: -Adidas Stan Smiths, US 8 –Chanel Shoes, FR 39-39.5 –Christian Louboutin,…

  • Every detail including latest prices & fit | Chanel Ballet Flats review

    Every detail including latest prices & fit | Chanel Ballet Flats review

    With Chanel’s infamous price hikes, Chanel ballet flats are seriously expensive starting at $975 USD in 2024. Considering that in 2008, they cost $550 USD, it’s actually kind of nuts… actually, a ~77.27% price increase over 16 years for a pair of shoes is all the kinds of nuts (and especially “premium” cashew nuts). ……

  • I chose my side on them | Margiela Tabi flats review

    I chose my side on them | Margiela Tabi flats review

    While my Sun (Cancer), Moon (Capricorn) & Rising (Virgo) signs, most posts on this site, and the Stanley Cup next to me might suggest differently: I do not conform to society’s expectations. … and I love the unexpected. That’s probably part of why Margiela’s Tabi shoes appeal to me so much. The larger part of…

  • Super big, but super flattering | AGOLDE Jeans review

    Super big, but super flattering | AGOLDE Jeans review

    After my AGOLDE Parker shorts, I was totally sold on AGOLDE jeans. Those shorts were perfect. … but AGOLDE’s sizing? Super inconsistent. During Shopbop’s bi-annual sale, the lure of blue AGOLDE Riley Crop jeans and silver AGOLDE Nico jeans reeled me faster than any dazzling bobby.

  • Sizing is different for each style, but… | a MOTHER Denim Review

    Sizing is different for each style, but… | a MOTHER Denim Review

    It’s hard for denim brands to differentiate themselves. … like they all sell the same thing — jeans. MOTHER denim though? There’s this air of California light that surrounds on them. You know the kind I’m talking about — that Echo Park Indie Princess California aura of, ummm, coolness. Fringe is cut by themself, fridge…

  • Surprisingly cool | Loro Piana shoe review

    Surprisingly cool | Loro Piana shoe review

    I spend a lot of my time wondering why nice things are so expensive. From carpets for the living room to skincare and even a Venti Skinny Vanilla latte, everything costs a ludicrous amount of money these days. You could say it’s my Roman Empire, but I don’t want to give it that much credence.…

  • Forget what’s on the market | “Vintage” Balenciaga Motorcycle Bag Review

    Forget what’s on the market | “Vintage” Balenciaga Motorcycle Bag Review

    When you’re little, you think that being an “adult” will be so much fun. In your mind, it’s like, “I can jump on my bed, dye my hair blue, and eat junk food for dinner when I live on my own.” … and then once you get to “adulthood” it’s all knee pain, random grey…

  • Trying to stay warm out here | Max Mara coat review

    Trying to stay warm out here | Max Mara coat review

    Maybe it’s because I’m a Cancer that I cling to the past. … but, I had this beautiful camel coloured peacoat that was given to me as a hand-me-down as a child from a family friend with impeccable taste. It had oversized lapels, horn buttons, and it fit me to a T. I wore it…

  • The only Chanel classic flap handbag review you need to read

    The only Chanel classic flap handbag review you need to read

    This Chanel Classic Handbag review includes NEW 2024 prices.
 From high school graduation (pre-absurd price hikes) to graduating college (mid-price hikes) and turning 30 (just before the ridiculous price increase), a Chanel Classic Handbag has marked hallmarks in my life.
 … but when they start at $8,200 $9,600 $10,400 USD, I cannot say that you…

  • Literally no one is talking about the quality: The Row Margaux review

    Literally no one is talking about the quality: The Row Margaux review

    Margot: Your reviews aren’t that good. Eli: But the sales are. –The Royal Tenenbaums (2001), written by Wes Anderson and Owen Wilson No one knows the origin of why the Row’s Margaux bag is called “the Margaux.” … but, I believe that this bag is named after Margot Tenenbaum and her iconic Birkin. That would…