Category: Pseudo-Scientific Experiments


  • Vintage without the hassle | AGOLDE Parker Shorts Review

    Vintage without the hassle | AGOLDE Parker Shorts Review

    In 2010, I had this pair of vintage Levi’s denim shorts from What Goes Around Comes Around — I loved them. Side note: Don’t you think people sound so precious when they say their jeans are vintage Levi’s? — it’s like “oh, yes, you’re clever and unique with shorts you can’t readily buy anywhere.” … […]

  • It’s ehhh | An Everlane Japanese GoWeave Slip Dress review

    It’s ehhh | An Everlane Japanese GoWeave Slip Dress review

    There’s a problem with Everlane’s Japanese GoWeave slip dress. See, I was hoping that like their bodysuit, it would inspire me to write a lengthy review. In my imagination, the words would flow straight from my fingertips onto the screen. The dress would be delightful and this review would just come to me. … but, […]

  • Are these sweatpants for real? | Réalisation Par Sweats Review

    Are these sweatpants for real? | Réalisation Par Sweats Review

    “They took us a year to perfect, but the wait is worth it! With a classic 70’s sweatsuit and a 90’s Sharon Stone in our minds, we worked hard to get this duo to be the perfect pair. The pants should make you feel like you want to get up and hit that reformer, pound […]

  • How good is it? | a Neiman Marcus Cashmere Review

    How good is it? | a Neiman Marcus Cashmere Review

    My sister was the one who introduced me to cashmere. Until she bought multiple cashmere sweaters from Holt Renfrew (Canada’s answer to Neiman Marcus), cashmere was something I’d only ever read about in Sophie Kinsella novels. In other words, cashmere was a luxurious figment of my imagination. With Canada being a warm memory, but Holt’s […]

  • x karla T-Shirt Reviews: Ima tell you one time (about their sizing)

    x karla T-Shirt Reviews: Ima tell you one time (about their sizing)

    “I just wanted a shirt that I could go back to over and over again.”-Karla Welch, xkarla.com If you know me IRL, there’s a chance you’ve heard my Justin Bieber story. The TLDR is that in fall 2007, on a school field trip to Stratford, ON, my graduating class saw the sweetest little boy busking […]

  • I sweat the small stuff with ’em | Entireworld Sweatpants Review

    I sweat the small stuff with ’em | Entireworld Sweatpants Review

    Note: RIP Entireworld, you will live fondly in our minds for getting us through 2020/work from home days. Somewhere around 2006, I’d imitate those starlets you’d see in US Weekly or inTouch and wear sweatpants out in public — they were Juicy Couture, what do you want from me? Since the mid-aughts, I’ve totally stopped […]

  • TBH, they’re hit or miss | An Everlane T-Shirt Review

    TBH, they’re hit or miss | An Everlane T-Shirt Review

    First was the bodysuit. … then came the cashmere sweater and the button down shirt followed suit. I’d say half of my Everlane clothes have been great. Considering half these past purchases were great, I was like “what about Everlane’s t-shirts?” … but, also considering that half these past purchases were not great, I was […]

  • A barely there statement: an Emme Parsons Sandals Review

    A barely there statement: an Emme Parsons Sandals Review

    “Once a pair of sandals has been worn they will sadly never remain in perfect condition but we have listed care recommendations below to ensure your sandals have the longest life possible…”-Emme Parsons’ product care intro Emme Parson’s product care page starts slightly dramatically. A normal person would read that and run the other way […]

  • What’s up with Goop’s bathing suits: a G. Label Swim Review

    What’s up with Goop’s bathing suits: a G. Label Swim Review

    This might be gross, but… You know how in college when you’d pre-game and then you’d really really really needed to go pee, but people would joke and be like, “don’t break the seal?” I graduated like seven years ago though, so bear with me — this isn’t about binge drinking on a budget… This […]

  • Not your average rayon dress: A Natalie Martin dress review

    Not your average rayon dress: A Natalie Martin dress review

    While I’ll moan, complain, and send around a “million strong against Instagram’s algorithm” petition. … and I’ll think I’m totally justified in my frustration with Instagram’s algorithm and their stupid “you need 10K followers to have links in your story” rule, it’s because of them that I found Natalie Martin. Sure, Rihanna’s been photographed in […]