“They took us a year to perfect, but the wait is worth it! With a classic 70’s sweatsuit and a 90’s Sharon Stone in our minds, we worked hard to get this duo to be the perfect pair. The pants should make you feel like you want to get up and hit that reformer, pound the pavement or make a Sunday casual look, something you could cross over into an everyday go-to. Post sweat session, the top is there to match you back to feeling a little bit like that perfect LA leisure, meets NY Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy off-duty. We love them, and cannot WAIT for you to take your Réal sweatsuit from travel chic to cosy cutie. Introducing – Réal Sweats. Designed to be sized up or down to suit your mood and level of leisure.”
-Réalisation Par’s product description for their Réal Sweatpants & Shirt
This description reads like a whole deli’s worth of baloney — you’re telling me that it took Réalisation Par one whole year to design sweatpants?
Plus, I’ve never seen a 90’s Sharon Stone wearing sweatpants in photos or film and I’ve read enough JFK Jr. memoirs to know that sweatpants were not a staple in Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy’s wardrobe.