Category: Clothing Reviews


  • Yes, siree! | A SIR the Label Dress Review

    Yes, siree! | A SIR the Label Dress Review

    SIR the Label has been on my list for some time now. Their white eyelet dresses never fail to catch my eye. … but with age, I’ve become more prone to spilling red wine and would like to avoid mercilessly stabbing delicate dresses with Tide To-Go pens. So when I saw this tiered & shirred […]

  • I sweat the small stuff with ’em | Entireworld Sweatpants Review

    I sweat the small stuff with ’em | Entireworld Sweatpants Review

    Note: RIP Entireworld, you will live fondly in our minds for getting us through 2020/work from home days. Somewhere around 2006, I’d imitate those starlets you’d see in US Weekly or inTouch and wear sweatpants out in public — they were Juicy Couture, what do you want from me? Since the mid-aughts, I’ve totally stopped […]

  • A mainstay for a reason | A James Perse T-Shirt Review

    A mainstay for a reason | A James Perse T-Shirt Review

    Like most things concerning my style, it all started with Kate Moss. … OK, by “it,” I mean, me wearing James Perse. I would pretend that it’s just a coincidence that I started wearing them around the same time as her. I would pretend and say that I simply started buying these t-shirts because James […]

  • TBH, they’re hit or miss | An Everlane T-Shirt Review

    TBH, they’re hit or miss | An Everlane T-Shirt Review

    First was the bodysuit. … then came the cashmere sweater and the button down shirt followed suit. I’d say half of my Everlane clothes have been great. Considering half these past purchases were great, I was like “what about Everlane’s t-shirts?” … but, also considering that half these past purchases were not great, I was […]

  • I tried them & wasn’t paid to: a Levi’s Ribcage Jeans Review

    I tried them & wasn’t paid to: a Levi’s Ribcage Jeans Review

    From your dad back home in Ohio to the latest it-girl in France. … everyone wears Levi’s. Except for me, apparently. It makes sense — I’m not your dad and, as hard as I may try, I’m not a French it-girl. When I saw Levi’s Ribcage jeans though, I was like, “hmmm, let’s see if […]

  • What’s up with Goop’s bathing suits: a G. Label Swim Review

    What’s up with Goop’s bathing suits: a G. Label Swim Review

    This might be gross, but… You know how in college when you’d pre-game and then you’d really really really needed to go pee, but people would joke and be like, “don’t break the seal?” I graduated like seven years ago though, so bear with me — this isn’t about binge drinking on a budget… This […]

  • Not your average rayon dress: A Natalie Martin dress review

    Not your average rayon dress: A Natalie Martin dress review

    While I’ll moan, complain, and send around a “million strong against Instagram’s algorithm” petition. … and I’ll think I’m totally justified in my frustration with Instagram’s algorithm and their stupid “you need 10K followers to have links in your story” rule, it’s because of them that I found Natalie Martin. Sure, Rihanna’s been photographed in […]

  • Is a $500 Bathing Suit Worth It? An Eres Swimwear Review

    Is a $500 Bathing Suit Worth It? An Eres Swimwear Review

    Eres swimwear is the kind of swimwear that you I have always dreamed of. I mean, Eres was the first brand dedicated to swimwear. … and they’re owned by Chanel — so you know their bathing suits have to be pretty luxurious, dreamy, and extra special. After all my “I wanna be a dream French […]

  • Are these button downs still worth it? A J. Crew Shirt Review

    Are these button downs still worth it? A J. Crew Shirt Review

    Sometimes, you get overwhelmed with what’s new. The new brand that’s splashed on street-style stars, the new Instagram It-brand… … so much “newness” that you forget the classics. For a new white button down shirt, my first stop was Everlane… which was new to me. The shirt was fine, but it wasn’t exactly perfect.

  • Does “One Size Fits All” really work?: A Christy Dawn Dress Review

    Does “One Size Fits All” really work?: A Christy Dawn Dress Review

    A trip to Palm Springs here, a week driving down to Newport Beach there… The past few summers have been road trip heavy. All of these road trips have taken the I-5 through the San Joaquin Valley. Dry as a piece of straw, it’s the opposite of torrential summers in Panamá (where I call home). […]